Stephie: You know you guys dated for, like, a day and a half, right?
Stu: But it flew by like it was two-thirds of a day.

I may be a jealous, possessive, paranoid person, but that bitch is trying to steal my man.

Jennifer

Andrew, you set him up with a hooker? This company does not do that for clients anymore.

Lydia

Andrew: I think I'm about to get into a fight and probably lose my job.
Zelda: Aw. Should I go to the window and watch?
Andrew: No. I think you should look for Stephie.

Andrew: The point is we need to be there for our friends.
Zelda: I couldn't agree more. FYI: Stu is gone.

Give us the details. Unless you're uncomfortable with me being here, in which, I'll get the details from Zelda later.

Andrew

Did you hear her using Cockney slang last night? She's been trying to supress that for years. It only comes out when she's at rock bottom.

Zelda

Zelda: Your butt looks good in those pants.
Andrew: Thank you for your feedback.

What? I'm like McGyver

Stu

A to Z Season 1 Episode 10 Quotes

Zelda: Your butt looks good in those pants.
Andrew: Thank you for your feedback.

What? I'm like McGyver

Stu