Gregory: You know, we make a really good team.
Janine: Yeah, we do.

Mr. Johnson is single-handedly responsible for keeping most of the toilets in this joint running some of the time.

Melissa

Thank you guys. This was not an easy decision to make. I mean, I hemmed, and I hawed...heck, I almost pussyfooted.

Janine

Janine: As you all know, my fellowship at the district is coming to an end.
Ava: Ooh, girl, don't remind me. My doomsday countdown clock is set to the day that you're back.
Janine: Stop.

Jacob: Well, well, well. If it isn't the autobots. Or should I say decepticons?
Ava: I'm already not enjoying this conversation.

So, here is a poem by Robert Frost, and when I hit this button, it will tell us if Frost was a robot and my entire life has been a lie.

Jacob

Abbott Elementary Season 3 Episode 9 Quotes

Jacob: Well, well, well. If it isn't the autobots. Or should I say decepticons?
Ava: I'm already not enjoying this conversation.

So, here is a poem by Robert Frost, and when I hit this button, it will tell us if Frost was a robot and my entire life has been a lie.

Jacob