Abbott Elementary
Wednesdays 9:00 PM on ABCAbbott Elementary Season 2 Episode 16: "Teacher Conference" Quotes
Gregory: Why am i always the one who gets dumped? I mean, based on the evidence, it's got to be me right?
Janine: It's not you, it's dating. The only silver lining to dating is that you only have to be right about someone once.
Clerk: Hope you enjoyed your stay. We itemized your charges over the weekend for your review. Everything look correct for you, Ms. Teagues?
Ava: Gee Golly, it sure does!
I've been looking for a good fight ever since my exterminator died. I'm ready!
Melissa
Ava: Read the sign--VIP: Very Important People who are principals only. Limited exceptions: Gregory, you may enter.
Janine: Why didn't you just say Very Important Principals?
Ava: That's actually a good idea. I'm glad I thought of it.
So, say you have a problem teacher. For our discussion, let's call her Janina. These Janinas usually have bubbly personalities that cover up deep-seated mommy issues.
Ava
Kristin Marie: You're leaving already? Like your ex-husband?
Melissa: Late? Like your period after senior prom?
Amber: Seems like you have a lot planned.
Gregory: It's the best way to relax... on a strict schedule.
Amber: I don't think we are on the same page.
Gregory: I'm on page 9. Where you at?
Barbara: Janine, we are only here to show face so that people remember they saw us. Then we kick it into spa mode.
Melissa: And my spa mode is happening ala mode cause I'm gonna eat ice cream in the hot tub.
