American Gods
Sundays 8:00 PM on StarzAmerican Gods Season 3 Episode 1: "A Winter's Tale" Quotes
Shadow: Mother fucker.
Wednesday: As charged! Like the new look. Less severe.
Wednesday: I've got nothing to do with this fuckin' background check they're running on you.
Shadow: Oh, yet you seem to know all about it?
Wednesday: We're going to play a game of 20 questions, and they're all yours. Fire away.
Shadow: You really my dad?
Wednesday: Oh, is that still a point of speculation considering our shared traits? Charisma, strong jawline, way with the ladies.
Wow. People are going to be so pissed when they find out the messiah that everybody's been waiting for is you.
Shadow
Wow. Spectacular new look. And I get it, white boys are not on-trend. Evolve or perish, am I right?
Tech Boy
Shadow: So these new gods. Are they even gods?
Wednesday: If they are, so is indoor plumbing. But they're dangerous, and they wield a lot of power.
Tech Boy: I want you to join our coalition against Wednesday and his irrelevant, medieval friends.
Bilquis: No.
Tech Boy: When you were on the skids, did the Allfather even so much as offer to lend you a caribou pelt to keep you warm at night?
Wednesday: Right on time!
Cordelia: Actually, I'm two hours late.
Wednesday: Well, the universe is always on schedule. Besides, punctuality? Virtue of the bored.
Shadow: Is there much demand for videos these days?
Ann-Marie: Well, there is when you have spotty internet. And don't get me started on the cell service, not that I'm complaining. The extra income helps keep body and soul together, or something like that.
