Trust me, my dear friend. This is just the first of many more wars to come. The greatest army ever to march into battle has just been skunked by a bunch of farmers, tradesmen, and women. The world would do well to take heed.

Odin

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Why am I not surprised that the Buckeye State is a freaky, Norse underbelly?

Laura

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Listen to me. Of all my children, you, Technical Boy, are the one I care for the most. I know I've been hard on you, but Chard is essential to our survival and our future. You are essential to Chard. Without you, it's just data, devoid of an organizing principle, synapses firing but without an intelligence to arrange that effort into something meaningful. I've always seen something special in you. In your time of need, you are not alone, and no matter what the problem is, together, we can fix it.

Mr. World

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You fuckin' tooth fairy.

Odin

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Odin: I should have stayed.
Demeter: Well, it was easier for me to hate you than it was to mourn our child.

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Demeter: I have never been able to properly mourn our child.
Odin: We'll shed a tear together, Demeter, and then lead the old gods to triumph.

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• Added: February 21, 2021