You're almost there. Once that idiot Ash Williams is dead, you and I will go on to immortal glory.

Ruby

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• Added: March 26, 2018

I can't believe this. A week ago I was cramming for midterms and now I'm running from the cops!

Brandy

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• Added: March 26, 2018

[after eating heated Pop-Tart] Oh my God, this is so much better toasted!

Ash

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• Added: March 26, 2018

Sumeria Woman: Poor Gary, at least he died battling evil.
Ash: Actually he picked a fight with my 75 year old dad.

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• Added: March 26, 2018

Do you know what evil is Kelly? It's power without fear ... without guilt ... without pain.

Ruby

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• Added: March 26, 2018