I got a plan for Baal, and it doesn't involve recycling Pablo into some stupid book. I'm gonna find him, take my chain saw, shove it right up his ass.

Ash

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• Added: November 04, 2016

Kelly: Okay, so I just fired a gun at a crowd of civilians.
Ash: Yeah, that's like a felony.

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• Added: November 04, 2016

Cheryl, you're not supposed to be here. You died when you got branch banged by a demon tree about thirty years ago.

Ash

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• Added: November 04, 2016

My children stole my immortality.

Ruby

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• Added: November 04, 2016