Ash: Nice try Ruby. You Think I'm stupid? Think I don't know my own father when I see him?
Brock: Poor Ashley. Life just keeps serving up the shit sandwich.

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Brock: What's she like?
Ash: Stubborn as shit, and she hates my guts.
Brock: So she's smart. Like her already.

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Kelly: You're okay?
Brandy: Okay? Ash just sliced open some guy I thought was my grandfather with a chainsaw. I'm so far from okay I don't even know what okay is.
Kelly: Makes high school seem a lot less awful am I right?

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Ash may be a perverted drunk with racist tendencies, but ... he has his moments

Kelly

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Brock: Scared, are we?
Ash: I've had a little experience with dead bodies in cellars dad.

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Brock: That bastard ate my spam! That was my civil defense stash.
Ash: The guy ate it because somebody locked him in the cellar dad, he was trying to survive.
Brock: Oh ... not my fault, he's the one that took the header.

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