No Tom I want to live in a world where nobody poops and the Matrix sequels don't suck, okay, but this is a guy's life we're talking about.

Rebecca

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• Added: October 23, 2014

Well its basically my who ate all the pie face, but with crazy eyes.

Tedward

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• Added: October 23, 2014

I'm not getting a gun. You've seen me at McDonalds when I miss the breakfast cutoff, you want to add a weapon to that mix?

Rebecca

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• Added: October 23, 2014

The guy literally brought a knife to a gunfight, the only person he endangered was himself.

Rebecca

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• Added: October 23, 2014

Are you saying you want to be the black Kevin Costner to my white Whitney Houston?

Rebecca

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• Added: October 23, 2014