Battle Creek Season 1 Episode 9: "Ginger Bread" Quotes
Yeah, well listening to the hip hop doesn't make you hip, it makes you pathetic, like an old fart wearing skinny jeans.
Russ
Well would you be careful, this coffee's hot enough to melt hot steel!
Russ
[Russ pulls at his burning tongue]
Milt: You ever think about iced coffee? [Sucks on his iced coffee]
Russ: Yeah, I'll do that right about the same time I spend $50 on a $20 steak from some hipster doofas in braids.
Jacocks: Russ, maybe you need to take a break, get something to eat.
Russ: What? Are you telling me I need a sandwich right now, Jacocks?!
Funk: Or whatever it takes for you to calm down and get a grip on yourself, because you seem to have a whole lot of ideas on what not to do, but so far not a lot of suggestions on what TO do. You're not the only one who feels responsible in this. We all do. Together. Us.
Milt: So. Holly leaves tomorrow. You're not being a stand up guy, you're being a full. She's not property that some guy takes possession of just because he asked her out first.
Russ: You don't respect women, alright. You're just rationalizing your own selfishness.
Milt: I'm not rationalizing it, I'm trying to justify it. For you. I'm trying to help you. But, it's your life. [Pushes Russ out of the elevator]
Russ: What are you doing?
Milt: I can't force a horse to drink, but I can force it to face the water.
