Battle Creek Season 1 Episode 1: "Pilot" Quotes
Russ: Does this ever work for you?
Milt: Yes. People want to do the right thing.
Russ: Let me tell you what works for me. [whistles] Ricky? You don't need to go to jail. You could just die. You shoot this bastard, I'm gonna shoot you. [Milt puts out his hand to Ricky]
Russ: How do you run in those shoes?
Milt: Oh, I have an excellent cobbler.
Russ: What?!
Milt: Shoemaker. I have an excellent shoemaker.
Russ: I know what a cobbler is. This is unbelievable.
Russ: I think you get lucky. Not because you trust people, but just because you're really good lookin' man.
Milt: Thank you.
Russ: But then as people get to know you, I think you get very unlucky. Which is how you ended up here in Battle Creek and not Washington or New York or even Detroit.
Milt: I go where I can help.
Russ: Oh yeah?
Milt: In my experience, when you trust people, they trust you.
Russ: Hmpf. Have you actually MET people?
Milton: It looks like we got a double homicide.
Russ: No, no, no. Magnum gets double homicides. Rockford gets double homicides. Here, let me get this.
I'll tell you what, Mrs. Seymour. First thing next week, I'll fly to Hawaii and arrest Tom Selleck for you. How does that sound?
Russ
