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That makes me sound like a stalker. I've been appropriately conversing about you.


Really? Grade school pageants could act rings around you. Please don't tell me it's a surprise party. Heather promised me that she wouldn't. Fine. What time is it?


Cat: That slow, huh?
Tess: Well, it's the third Thursday of the month. That's when the criminals have their staff meetings. Happy birthday!

Ex porn star karaoke sound way more exciting than it really is.

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