Beauty and the Beast

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Beauty and the beast
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That makes me sound like a stalker. I've been appropriately conversing about you.

Evan

Really? Grade school pageants could act rings around you. Please don't tell me it's a surprise party. Heather promised me that she wouldn't. Fine. What time is it?

Cat

Cat: That slow, huh?
Tess: Well, it's the third Thursday of the month. That's when the criminals have their staff meetings. Happy birthday!

Ex porn star karaoke sound way more exciting than it really is.

Heather
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Beauty and the Beast Season 1 Episode 5 Quotes

Ex porn star karaoke sound way more exciting than it really is.

Heather

Cat: That slow, huh?
Tess: Well, it's the third Thursday of the month. That's when the criminals have their staff meetings. Happy birthday!