Being Mary Jane
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I can feel it's wrong for a kid to be bullied for wearing kilts, but that doesn't mean I want my man wearing them.
MJ
Mary Jane: So instead of being on air, I'll be on the internet.
Garrett: Hey, the internet is the future, right?
You derail the conversation to promote your own agenda and there's no subtlety in your approach.
Justin
Justin: I think your demeanor is cold, judgmental and haughty. I just don't think that's what our viewers want with their morning coffee.
Garrett: Look, Mary Jane, we all know you have charisma and charm, and that works for the lighter pieces. It's the serious pieces; I just don't think they're for you.
Lee: Because you haven't met my kids, right?
Mary Jane: Right.
Lee: And I haven't farted in front of you.
Mary Jane: Well. You don't need to.
OK. Mercedes is a powder keg. We don't need Mary Jane to light that fuse. Let's remember who our intended audience is.
Justin
You're so used to being the Golden Boy; what are you going to do now that you're Rhonda's puppet? Oh! You didn't know? Oh precious, the only reason Rhonda has you here is to make my life miserable, because I got my job on merit.
Let go of what you think is supposed to happen, and just let it be.
Lee
Lee: Did you really think we broke up?
Mary Jane: Yeah, I did.
Lee: Well, congratulations. You're about to celebrate your 40th, and it looks like you're about to be in a real relationship.
Kara: Let me guess. The Comedian.
Mary Jane: That boy is no joke. He kept me up all night.
Mary Jane: So what's in it for you?
Lee: The answer to a riddle. A complicated American woman. My complicated American woman.
Kara: You know what, I totally get your fascination with her, because every time you talk, all I hear is your cliche little Post-It notes.
Mary Jane: You just don't get it.
Kara: I'm not a black woman?
