Who would put a spatula with a can opener? That's a lunatic! You're a lunatic! Mommies need to be with their babies Dre!

Rainbow

Rainbow: You know what I realized last night?
Dre: That you can't drink a half a bottle of wine in the tub and get out without help?

Dessert for breakfast? What's next, diabetes for dinner?

Pops

Dre: Pops, your paper is killing me man.
Pops: Well how else would you know that I was here to witness you unravel the fabric of your marriage, son?

black-ish Season 1 Episode 4 Quotes

Dre: Pops, your paper is killing me man.
Pops: Well how else would you know that I was here to witness you unravel the fabric of your marriage, son?

Dessert for breakfast? What's next, diabetes for dinner?

Pops