I listened to her, gave her some generic advice in a deep, soothing voice. I Morgan Freeman'd her.

Pops

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• Added: October 01, 2014

This is me multitasking, because two shirtless dudes standing around talking about sex looks weird after awhile.

Andre

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• Added: October 01, 2014

So basically, Junior had a heart to heart with Ice-T

Rainbow

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HR says if I occasionally ask about your personal lives it reduces the risk of an office shooting.

Mr. Stevens

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Turns out the cat was out of the cradle and it winked at me.

Andre

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• Added: October 01, 2014