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If a month comes and you can make rent or the car payment but not both, make the car payment because you can always sleep in your car but you can't drive your house.


You won't be poor exactly but you'll be paying for everything that used to come free so you'll feel strapped.


You can order lobster at a steak house but never order steak at a lobster shack.


I hear it's just like riding a unicycle.


It looks a lot more like a date than an accident.


Frank: What about nap time?
Henry: The boys are too old for naps, Francis.
Frank: I meant for us.

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