Jack: Can we have cotton candy?
Linda: We'll see
Jack: We'll see like yes or we'll see like no?
Linda: We'll see like we'll see.

Hey Dad. The Batmobile just showed up.

Danny

Frank: I think you're stuck with the role of bad cop.
Erin: Which is ironic since I'm the only one in the family who isn't.

Frank: What happened to your war on cholesterol?
Henry: Let's just say it's a tactical retreat.

I got my new ID. I always thought it was silly how they stamped RETIRED all over it. It may as well say rest in peace.

Henry

Sgt. Renzulli: Lots of cops burn themselves out running down every half assed lead like it's the French Connection but never learning the secret to being a good cop.
Jamie: What's that, extra mayo?

Right now, your case is weaker than the Mets bullpen.

-Detective

No, you're suppose to hit the other guy in the head.

Henry [to Jamie as he is practicing flipping his nightstick]

Erin: If anyone's going to punch my ex out it's going to be me.
Frank: I wouldn't mind being there to see that.

Jamie: Saw my first dead body last night. Of course Danny had to be the one to show it to me.
Erin: If you were twelve he would have made you kiss it.

If Mom were still alive she'd tell you that was beyond your skill set.

Erin

Blue Bloods Quotes

Frank: Down these mean streets a man must go who is not himself mean. Who is neither tarnished or afraid.
Henry: Raymond Chandler?
Frank: His definition of a hero.

What happened? No honor among skeeves?

Danny