Popular Boardwalk Empire Quotes
Jake I'm serious, you know I love yah, but you smell like a sardine's twat.
Capone
Capone: Where you going?
Jake: To take a leak. That's why beer is so profitable. We don't sell it we only rent it.
What do I know about the ocean? I'm from Yonkers.
Rosetti's Man
Lucky: How bout your million dollar fu-kin highway?
Nucky: Must you swear every time you speak?
Lucky: When did you become a Quaker.
You think I entered into this relationship because I value your companionship?
Rothstein
Owing to your inability to manage your own affairs in New Jersey, a state I have little interest in or affection for. You expect me to start a war? In New York? Where things matter!?
Rothstein
Rothstein: I practice discretion.
Nucky: You practice bullsh-t. Who the fu-k are you Arnold? Aside from a little weasel with a good poker face.
This place Leander, it's meant to be a dream. Every man who walks inside is young and handsome. Every girl is innocent, trusting and devoted. The light is flattering, the air is perfumed and nothing ever changes. Who doesn't need to believe that? Just for a little while.
Gillian
Margaret: I can hardly write, come discuss your vagina.
Friend: Couldn't you put a picture in it? Kittens maybe.
Margaret: What was that about?
Owen: He worries sometimes.
Eddie: That was me knocking.
Nucky: Thank you for informing me.
Nucky: First rule of politics, kiddo: never let the truth get in the way of a good story.
