Well, I decided to go join the birds. I eat lots of bread already and I'm tired of fighting. Goodbye!

Gene

Regular Sized Rudy: I'm allergic to geese and ducks!
Gene: I will not invite you to my Duck Duck Goose party then.

Animal Control Officer: WHO'S IN CONTROL?!
Other Animal Control Officers: ANIMAL CONTROL!

You can only eat an animal for so long. It's the turkey's turn to rule the Earth now. We had our chance and we blew it!

Mickey

Gene: I wouldn't mind a trip on the Tickle Boat.
Tina: Gene, they closed it, remember? That guy died.

The real tragedy is that I don't have time to get nachos before we start. You know what, maybe I do.

Linda

Ok, just don't start a brothel while we're gone! Just kidding, you can!

Gene

Bob's Burgers Season 5 Episode 4 Quotes

The real tragedy is that I don't have time to get nachos before we start. You know what, maybe I do.

Linda

Ok, just don't start a brothel while we're gone! Just kidding, you can!

Gene