You're abandoning Team Belcher?! How can you do that to us?! You're a Belcher-dict Arnold!

Louise

Half bumper car, half go-kart, ALL BALLS!

Critter

Tina: Maybe Mom and Dad would sponsor a go-kart if it was advertising for the restaurant.
Louise: They can't even support their electric bill.

I'll be like Al Capone with breasts.

Linda

Awww, so cute! Your burger and his beer are making little belly babies!

Linda

Hard to hate a guy who gives you raisins!

Gene

If I'm online, I'm looking at sloths!

Gene

Bob's Burgers Season 5 Episode 9 Quotes

Hard to hate a guy who gives you raisins!

Gene

If I'm online, I'm looking at sloths!

Gene