Laurel: Really? Isn't that the right wing group?
Abby: If by right wing you mean we're right, then yesssss!

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Gareth: You wanna dance?
Laurel: No, I wanna drink.

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Laurel: You think I'm more partisan than you. Don't I? I mean you. Don't you?
Gareth: I think a lot of Democrats are tolerant of everything except Republicans.
Laurel: That's because a lot of Republicans are just intolerant.
Gareth: I'm intolerant?
Laurel: You're...cynical. Everybody is.

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