No running in the Capitol, mam. No fast walking, either.

Guard

Laurel: It says here you have Social Security problems, Claire?
Claire: I don't have Social Security problems, YOU have Social Security problems.
Laurel: Well, how can I help you with MY Social Security problems?

Don't be afraid to use my power.

Luke

Gareth: Will you stop following me? I look like I'm collaborating with the democrats.
Laurel [shouting]: Oh Gareth! About that pro-choice rally! What are you wearing?

So, we're famous. It's like Hollywood, but with uglier people. Get used to it.

Luke

Randall: Did you see what the Republicans said?
Brianna: No.
Randall: They're insane. What is this world coming to? We've got do so something.

It's OK. You're still going to be yourself, a better part of yourself, and we're going to know each other like never before. I love you.

Randall

BrainDead Season 1 Episode 1 Quotes

Laurel: It says here you have Social Security problems, Claire?
Claire: I don't have Social Security problems, YOU have Social Security problems.
Laurel: Well, how can I help you with MY Social Security problems?

No running in the Capitol, mam. No fast walking, either.

Guard