Nothing is as important to me in the world as this dog.

Holt

Someone took our fluffy boy!

Holt

You both look upset. Did they stop funding the arts?

Jake

Here they come, my beautiful blue-vested bunnies.

Holt

Charles: I guess Jake and I still have the only unbreakable bond in the precinct.
Amy: I mean, he is my husband.
Charles: Mhm, no one ever gets divorced?

Look at them laughing. Jake must've said something really funny. Should we forfeit and go see what it is?

Charles

Sorry, sir, that no one wants to bone your dusty old skeleton.

Amy

Sleep. Sleep, you ugly morons.

Holt

You gave Hitchcock and Scully an important case?

Rosa

Charles: Fun! Terry's playing the flute.
Holt: At work? Who are you, William Wonka?

Jake: Can you at least try to be nice, for me?
Rob: Okay. I'll be nice.

That's insulting. I'm very concerned with immigration issues.

Scully

Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 7 Quotes

Holt: I've been stripped of my accomplishments and lost the respect of everyone in my life, including my dog.
Jake: Cheddar? No.
Holt: Yes. Now, he only poops for Kevin.

Jake: It's a manhunt. And I'm the man-hunter.
Charles: And I'm your sidekick, the boy-hunter.