Brooklyn Nine-Nine

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You're three minutes early...in Chicago.

Holt

You got a badditude. That's a bad attitude.

Terry

School is cool. That's why it rhymes.

Terry

You're the champagne of friends.

Boyle

We're doing it Boyle! We're Tokyo Drifting!

Jake

It's time to drop a deuce!

Jake

Captain, with all due respect, come on, homie!

Jake

Boyle: Every year I dress up and you guys never get who I am.
Rosa: We get what you are. A grown man who loves dress-up.

Wuntch got served.

Captain Holt

Motherhood really opens a man's eyes!

Jake

Let me check. Oh, it just says no one likes you.

Gina

I accidentally smiled at you last week and you shined a laser pointer into my eye and screamed "perv".

Scully
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Brooklyn Nine-Nine Quotes

Jake: So talk to me Goose, how are we lookin'?
Gina: Sexy, but not like we're trying to, but like, sure we're trying, but it's almost effortless?

“The Squad” is the best book I ever read, and I’ve read 15 books.

Peralta
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