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I accidentally smiled at you last week and you shined a laser pointer into my eye and screamed "perv".

Scully

Every time you talk, I hear that sound that plays when PacMan dies.

Gina

I agree - with the stuff about the drill, not the spineless ass-kissing.

Rosa

Teddy's like the worst out of all those guys! Extortion, terrible breath, murder...I put terrible breath too high on that list.

Jake

I have to ask, do you think "awesome" begins with an "o"?

Holt

RICO - stands for racketeering, investigative, cop, awesome.

Jake

Jake: Bureau. FBI lingo for...FBI.
Holt: Yes, I've been a cop for 30 years, and I've seen movies.

I got aroused last night watching a nature documentary on bees. It was fine until they went inside a hive.

Charles

I love the spray tan, Joey. Let me take a picture of you, I wanna show the colour to the guy who stains my deck!

Jake

I don't know what's gonna happen on this assignment, and if something bad goes down, I think I'd be pissed at myself if I didn't say this. I kinda wish something could happen, between us, romantic styles.

Jake

I don't wanna be a jerk, I know you're dating Teddy and it's going really well.

Jake

This whole place reeks of bacon. Well guess what? I'm going kosher. Cause Jakey don't dig on swine!

Jake
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Brooklyn Nine-Nine Quotes

Every time you talk, I hear that sound that plays when PacMan dies.

Gina

Terry: Talk to him, that's what friends do!
Rosa: Nope. I'm gonna wait till I'm on my deathbed, get in the last word and then die immediately.

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