Brooklyn Nine-Nine Quotes
Charles: Are we friends again?
Jake: No...we're brothers.
Charles: That was terrifying, don't pause like that!
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If you hadn't stopped the elevator you could have walked off after your great speech. Now we all gotta sit in it.Gina
The Drop House. Perfect name for a port-a-potty company. As soon as we get out of here I'm taking that straight to Shark Tank.Jake
You remember my nephew Marcus, the thirty-one year old? He asked me to ask you if you are single. I told him I'm not a third grade girl with pigtails passing love letters.Captain Holt
Rosa: I'm out. Four hours is the most I've ever spent alone with any human. It was the worst experience of my life.
Amy: What about that time we drove up to Boston together? That was about four hours. Oh I see what just happened.
Trust me, turn the other cheek, which I recently learned is about faces, and not butts, but works either way.Jake
Captain, you're smiling, it's very weird, like seeing a turtle out of its shell.Jake
Seriously, I cannot stop smiling. How do people do this with their faces?Rosa
Doug Judy: This is my bodyguard, Selena. We're doing it on the DL.
Rosa: He's an amazing lover. I'm pregnant.
Doug Judy: Awww nice!
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Jake: I've already got my cover story worked out. My name is Dante Thunderstone. I stole my first car at the tender age of nine.
Doug Judy: You had to fend for yourself since your mother was struck by lightening...
Jake: While she was pregnant with me. She passed. I lived. Some say that makes Zeus my dad.
I said no because drugs are stupid, except for weed and sex pills. A man has his needs.Doug Judy
Boyle: Gina, you need to see this.
Gina: Oh Charles, I can't take that. It's clearly not cash and I don't have time in my life to return things.