You are the most incompetent detectives I've ever seen. And I'm including the bomb-sniffing dog who keeps humping all the bombs!

Charles

If you guys won't help me, I'll just get myself off! Context. Context was important on that one.

Jake

Go home, have a beer and smash something. That's what I would do.

Rosa

Rosa: Wow, you've pissed off a lot of people.
Jake: Well, that's what happens when you live out loud.

Rosa: You never told me Sinbad lived in your building.
Jake: If Sinbad lived in my building, I'd have a tattoo on my head that said "Sinbad lives in my building".

Please go to charisma school!

Gina

Oh Canada, you home of crappy cops!

Jake

Drugs in his bag, drugs in his apartment, terrible dad, terrible husband…I think he did it.

Charles

Come on man, stop eating the islanders!

Amy

Scully: Oh my god Jake, who’s flying the plane?!
Jake: Co-pilot, Scully, co-pilot.

They use the seesaw to press down on their necks until Fatty confesses.

Rosa

Beyoncé’s my spiritual twin. These tickets are my birthright.

Gina