Buffy the Vampire Slayer Season 2 Episode 15: "Phases" Quotes
Willow: I kinda thought you would’ve told me.
Oz: I didn’t know what to say. It's not everyday that you find out that you're a werewolf. That's fairly freak-some. It may take a couple of days of getting used to.
Willow: Yeah. It's a complication.
Oz: So, maybe it'd be best if I just...sorta...
Willow: What?
Oz: Well, you know like...stayed out of your way for a while.
Willow: I don't know. I'm kind of okay with you being in my life.
Oz: You mean...you'd still...
Willow: Well, I like you. You're nice and you're funny. And you don't smoke. Yeah, okay, werewolf. That's not all the time. I mean, three days out of the month I'm not much fun to be around either
Oz: You are quite a human.
Willow: So, I'd still if you'd still.
Oz: I'd still. I'd very still.
Willow: Okay, no biting though.
Oz: Agreed.
[She walks away and comes back to kiss him]
Oz: I’m a werewolf in love.
Giles: The werewolf, uh, is such a potent, extreme representation of our inborn, animalistic traits that it emerges for three full consecutive nights: the full moon, and uh, the two nights surrounding it.
Willow: Quite the party animal.
Giles: Quite. And it, uh, acts on pure instinct, no conscience, predatory and aggressive.
Buffy: In other words, your typical male.
Xander: On behalf of my gender...hey!
Giles: Yes, let’s not jump to any conclusions.
Buffy: I didn’t jump I took a tiny step and there conclusions were.
Buffy: So, what’s the word?
Giles: It seems there were several other attacks by a wild dog around town. Several animal carcasses were found mutilated.
Willow: You mean like bunnies and stuff? No, don't tell me.
Oz: Oh, don't worry. I mean, they might not look it, but bunnies can really take care of themselves.
Willow: Yeah.
[Willow nods and smiles]
Xander: What could she possibly see in him?
Cordelia: Excuse me?! We didn’t come here to talk about Willow. We came here to do things I can never tell my father about because he stills thinks I’m a...good girl.
Xander: I just don't trust Oz with her. I mean, he's a senior. He's attractive. Okay, maybe not to me, but...and he's in a band. And we know what kind of element that attracts.
Cordelia: I've dated lots of guys in bands.
[He nods]
Xander: Thank you.
Willow: Nowhere! I mean, he said he was gonna wait until I was ready. I’m ready. Honest! I’m good to go here.
Buffy: I think it’s nice that he’s not just being an animal.
Willow: Maybe, it is nice. He’s great. We have a lot of fun...but I want smoochies!
Buffy: Have you dropped any hints?
Willow: I’ve dropped anvils.
Buffy: He’ll come around. No guy can resist your wily Willow charms.
Willow: At last count...all of them, maybe more.
