It's crazy. A Saudi prince comes here and gets the best heart surgeon we have, and a vet can't even get a CT scan.

Ethan

Sarah: I'm putting you on an antibiotic course, and hopefully we caught it early enough to avoid any long-term consequences.
Sloane: I hooked up with my best friend's boyfriend. There are gonna be some long-term consequences.

Sarah: Whatever. Don't do it on my account. Go have fun.
Joey: "Fun?" I've been on one awful date. She asked me to go on a hike, and I got bit by a spider. It still hasn't healed.

You're a liar. And a bitch. I hope you get an STD and it kills you!

Amy

I have got to confess, I am so jealous of those socks. Those hedgehogs are fantastic.

Daniel

No, Dr. Halstead thinks he knows better than her father.

Mr. Jaffe

Daniel: It's like the fricking Rose Bowl Parade in here.
Sharon: Well, the prince has a lot of well wishers.
Daniel: Is he gifting David a polo this time? I thought I saw a saddle back there.

We call this the Chicago Med handshake.

Ethan [about a rectal exam]

Sarah: Another dating app? Why? You go to any bar, and there's a line around the block to buy you a drink.
April: Well, at least these guys know how to type...for the most part.

Nat: Girl presents with bronchospasm. I get this close to criching her. The moment her father leaves her side... [snaps] She catches her breath. Like magic.
Will: The kid's a budding Harry Potter.

Connor: This woman stabbed her husband in the right flank with a pair of scissors.
Ethan: Sounds like they could use a marriage counselor.

Chicago Med Season 1 Episode 8 Quotes

Nat: Girl presents with bronchospasm. I get this close to criching her. The moment her father leaves her side... [snaps] She catches her breath. Like magic.
Will: The kid's a budding Harry Potter.

Connor: This woman stabbed her husband in the right flank with a pair of scissors.
Ethan: Sounds like they could use a marriage counselor.