Jordan: Both my father and his father dropped dead of heart attacks out of the blue at my age
Archer: I'm sorry to hear that, but you did not have a heart attack.
Jordan: Then why did I collapse?
Archer: Most likely a transient heart rhythm. THey're not uncommon, but it doesn't mean anything. It was just a blip.
Jordan: It was not just a blip. It was the family curse, and now it's my turn.

Ahmad: Insurance companies, all they do is get in the way.
Maggie: I agree, but we have to work with them.

Zola: Where'd you get this scar, Floyd?
Floyd: Week after I was born. It's been so long I don't remember what it's called. Misrotation?
Zola: Malrotation?
Floyd: That's it. I came out of my mama with my insides all over the place. Doctors had to put it back in the right spot. Think that's why my guts a mess now?

Archer: I appreciate for the low-key welcome. I was worrie people would make a big deal.
Asher: You mean like a congrats on your new kidney banner? No, we just delivered surprise triplets. Kind of stole your thunder.

Marcel: You know, there are advantages to being accepted by management. You get seen and you get invited into rooms where you might be able to actually make an impact.
Ahmad: Thanks, but I'm not sure that's the kind of impact I want to make.

I've been through enough divorces to know that spontaneous weeping is part of the deal.

Daniel

Nick: Hannah.
Hannah: Nick.
Nick: How did you know?
Hannah: I just delivered your baby.

What is this? I say something to you in a clinical setting, I don't expect to see it posted all over social media, you understand?

Marcel

Pamela: I didn't fall. My wrist is fine.
Husband: What?
Pamela: I'm sorry, honey. I didn't have a choice. [To Maggie] My husband is depressed and refuses to get help. I'm so afraid he's going to hurt himself.

Ahmad: I know this isn't exactly a sexy surgery --
Marcel: Excuse me? Sexy surgery?
Ahmad: I know surgeons don't like to get involved in palliative care.

Marcel: I'm actually joining the board.
Ahmad: Oh. I must have missed an announcement.
Marcel: There wasn't any, at my request.
Ahmad: But they asked you to join the board?
Marcel: They were looking for a physician.
Ahmad: Congratulations. You must be in good with the suits.

ED's been overrun with these ODs. People who had no idea they were taking fentanyl.

Mitch