Claws
Sundays 9:00 PM on TNTClaws Season 2 Episode 2: "Cracker Casserole" Quotes
And when I go to my Million Moms meeting, I will not leave my grandbabies in the car if it's over 100 degrees.
Karen [to Jenn]
It's Desna, Brenda. I've only told you that about 8 million times.
Desna [to Brenda]
What's going on? You don't usually do drivebys unless shit hits the fan, and it feels a little early for turds to be blowing around.
Jenn [to Desna]
Desna: [Zlata] thinks I should live like a boss.
Jenn: But you've already got a gold necklace that says "Boss" on it
Jenn: So just tell her this ain't going to work.
Desna: I saw her shoot her sister in the face. I ain't gonna tell her jack.
Jenn: So we're going to live like some boogie-down Brady Bunch.
Desna: I guess. It's either that or get got.
Roller: Little Olga told me Zlata's got people all up in the Gremlin.
Bryce: It's the Kremlin, genius.
Roller: Potato, tomato.
[Zlata] can't take us down much lower than this. We're driving a station wagon like a bunch of Indigo Girls.
Uncle Daddy
You gentlemen need dancer names that will make women wet. Brad and Jeff, I'm simply not moist.
Polly [to dancer recruits]
Brenda: First you cheat on the father of one of your babies. And now you're letting Daskika and Devonte take your house.
Jennifer: Mama! God! Keep that shit to yourself.
A little extracurricular banging never hurt a marriage. Just ask my three husbands.
Brenda [to Bryce]
Desna: It's a little slow midweek until the pillbillies get their government checks.
Dr. Ken: I think your guards are scaring away the foot traffic.
Zlata: They cause more pain. Is good.
