Seth: That bag is mine.
Gretchen: Not anymore. Consider it an asshole tax.

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• Added: June 25, 2015

He wasn’t supposed to fall through the coffee table. Things just got out of hand.

Gretchen

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• Added: June 25, 2015

John: That man needs medical attention.
Gretchen: You're medical. Give him some attention.

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• Added: June 25, 2015

Let's try not to go to jail today.

Gretchen

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• Added: June 25, 2015

My boy means everything to me. The man who helps him, that man's my brother. The man who doesn't? Doc you don't want to be that man.

EZ

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• Added: June 25, 2015

I know I have a long and distinguished record of being a prick.

Gary

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• Added: June 25, 2015