Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
Fridays 9:00 PM on The CWCrazy Ex-Girlfriend Season 2 Episode 11: "Josh Is the Man of My Dreams, Right?" Quotes
Paula: So everytime Josh touches you it's like total goosebumps, right?
Rebecca: Uh, yeah. Yeah. Oh my god, he like, kisses my neck it's totally goose bump city. My skin looks like a cold raw chicken.
We have the Santa Ana winds...they're the worst. They give me bad allergies, and people act weird during them too. They call them 'The Devil Winds.'
They had the same dream. They just got Santa Ana-Winded!
Mr. Santa Ana
You might say, 'Don't do it, Winds! Leave these poor people alone!' But I'm a prankster. Tee-hee-hee-heeeee. I just wanna see what will happen.
Mr. Santa Ana
For some reason, you're now on the top of my 'to-do' list. Let's get this over with so I can focus on other tasks. Let's have intercourse. Just pretend I'm seducing you. Come on, let's quickly have intercourse so I can move on with my life.
Nathaniel
Sometimes my body wants things that my mind does not. My body wants things that make my mind go, 'Uh, body, WHAT?'
Nathaniel
Nathaniel: I think they're modern classics. Okay? There you go. You happy now? You've got something on me. The tough boss likes a child wizard book. There you go. Spread the news.
Rebecca: I actually think it's kind of nice. It almost makes you seem human.
Nathaniel: Don't be a dick.
A little from you is like a lot from someone else. Six of yours beats anyone's dozen. That's why I love you like a sister and you love me like a second cousin.
Darryl
