Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
Fridays 9:00 PM on The CWCrazy Ex-Girlfriend Quotes
Josh: He had sex with a bush.
Greg: In my defense, it looked like a lady.
Paula: Good morning, Dr. Roth.
Dr. Roth: It is before noon.
I love being the chosen custodian of your dream.
AJ
Let's go on a slide backwards!
Rebecca
I still get a very heavy period. It's like the Earth cracking open and a hot lava.
Paula
You have very powerful feelings for Greg ... and waterslides.
Dr. Akopian
I napped once, it was 1983.
Paula
Look at that guy. We were gym buddies and then I was busy being a nice person and then he jumped in there, and I mean in there literally.
Nathaniel
And FYI I have opinions and a brain, I know that makes me hard to love.
Maya
Well I am glad you’re happy, I really am. And it makes me happy too, it does.
Nathaniel
Greg: I stopped by to say hi, I missed you.
Rebecca: But we just hung out like an hour ago.
Greg: Exactly.
Maybe we could be the best versions of ourselves if we are together.
Rebecca
