Cristela Season 1 Episode 3: "Mr. Felix & Ms. Daniela" Quotes
Daniela: Cristela is just, she's being so stubborn.
Felix: Uh huh.
Daniela: This is where you take a shot at her.
Felix: Uh huh.
Daniela: Felix, I just said Cristela's being stubborn.
Felix: Okay, you know I love you. Cristela takes care of the kids. And you let Wendy call her the nanny. Now your Mom cooks and cleans and you would never let Wendy call her the maid.
Daniela: You know I wasn't looking to have a conversation. I just needed you to agree with me.
Cristela: This is a traditional Mexican recipe.
Trent: Oh, instant coffee.
Cristela: Ah jeez. Candles?
Alberto: Cause you're in heaven baby.
We're lucky, you love us for free.
Cristela [to Natalia]
Cristela, you really should learn to be taken for granted with more grace. Like me.
Natalia
Look, It's only right that I put this thing together, I mean, after all I'm going to be sleeping in it one day.
Alberto [to Cristela]
Monday's pants. Tuesday's sweater, equals Wednesday's outfit.
Cristela
Cristela: Did that really just happen?
Natalia: I don't talk to the help.
Wendy: Daniela, I love Cristela. Where did you find such a great nanny?
Cristela: What? No, no, no, I'm not the nanny.
Daniela: Cris is so much more than that. I can't imagine life without her.
Cristela: You might want to start.
