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Dexter

When things are going good, that's God's way of saying to cover your ass. 'Cause it's about to get bit. Hard.

Deb

Vince: The coroner can suck my uncircumcised dick if he doesn't rule this a homicide.
Vince: Way TMI, Masuka.

Vince: Anything I can do to keep that angry Irish off your ass, let me know.
Dexter: You're a good friend, Vince.

Rita: Car pools and swimming pools? How much are we living the dream?
Dexter: So much.

Rita: If you don't get sleep, it won't be your keys that get lost. It'll be your mind.
Dexter: I love that years ago.

There's this cliche when serial killers are always described as quiet, kind of a loner... it's a cliche for a reason.

Wanna know a secret? Daddy kills people.

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