Dexter

Dexter Quotes

Season 5 Episode 12: "The Big One"

Deb: You don't like Quinn much.
Dexter: I don't like him at all. But I want you to be happy.
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

Dexter [to Lumen]: Don't be sorry your darkness is gone. I'll carry if for you - always. I'll keep it with mine,
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 5 Episode 10: "In The Beginning"

Lumen: You've been my only way through this.
Dexter: I guess we both met each other at the right time.
 • Rating: 3.7 / 5.0

Deb: Turns out Cole and him are buddies. They f---ing poke each other on Facebook
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Dexter: With Lumen, I'm someone different. In her eyes, I'm not a monster at all.
 • Rating: 4.7 / 5.0

Season 5 Episode 9: "Teenage Wasteland"

Lumen: I think we have a problem.
Dexter: Yeah, I'm at a battle of wills with my drunk, shoplifting teenage step-daughter - and she's going to wi
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Masuka: STD panel?
Dexter: Vince, she's 12.
Masuka: I meant for you.
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

Masuka: I'm not telling her. This case was solved. If I asked her to reopen it, I might as well put my balls in a vice - and not in a hot way either
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Lumen: Share something with her - what you did when you were her age.
Dexter: I killed the neighbor's dog.
Lumen: Well, don't tell her that.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Dexter (thinking to himself): Jordan is one tough nut to crack.
Jordan (out loud): You're one tough nut to crack; you know that, Dexter?
Dexter (still thinking): I wish he'd stop doing that.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 5 Episode 8: "Take It"

Deb: If it's working, who am I to poop on your parade?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Dexter: Jordan promises change, but he also accepts credit cards.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Dexter: I've never been around so many people who made me feel normal. [Pause] Really normal.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Dexter: Dad once told me that some people deserve to die.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 5 Episode 7: "Circle Us"

Lumen [on Vince]: I mean, that guy's clearly a freak, but I don't know him.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Dexter: If that's the watch Lumen heard, I'll make sure it accompanies you to the bottom of the Atlantic.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Deb: S--t a brick and f--k me with it, you're never going to believe who this truck is registered to.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Dexter: He doesn't need Saint Brigid; he has father Dexter.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Dexter: That's either a saint or the most boring action figure I've ever seen.
 • Rating: 4.8 / 5.0

Dexter: Sometimes partners find us, and as much as we try to push them away, they work their way into our lives, regardless - until we finally realize how much we need them.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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