It was my fault. I screwed up.

Plum

Stop apologizing. It's weak!

Belle

Mrs. Kettle: I'm calling you tomorrow.
Plum: OK.
Mrs. Kettle: I love you so much.
Plum: I love you, too.
Mrs. Kettle: Bye, baby.

I don't know why Jake keeps buying me flowers he practically cries every time they die.

Verena

Dominic: You look nice.
Plum: You look like a guy in a suit.

Kitty's suing me. I don't have any money she can't get blood from a stone but this stuff, never blogging again? Never addressing Kitty's girls? A public retraction? She's trying to silence me.

Plum

Hey! They're your girls now. No matter what Kitty pulls, they're yours.

Dominic

He's selling lies that could kill people.

Cheryl

She's got a lot of time on her hands since Stanley kicked her upstairs.

Dominic

Men take. That's nature.

Stanley

I have never hit a woman in my life. Never raped anybody. No roofies and now I can't smile at a girl even when her tits are hanging in my face.

Stanley

And nothing says let's make up like a lawsuit.

Kitty

Dietland Quotes

My body was just a thing I used to move my head around. So I missed a lot.

Plum

That's me, Alicia Kettle, but everyone calls me Plum because I'm succulent and round. Also known as fat. It's OK, I'm allowed to say it. I'm telling you this from the future if you hadn't gotten that yet, but don't think this is one of those stories. I'm still fat.

Plum