Pastor Billingham: Joshua, you ready to go home?
Joshua: Told you she would fail.

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Boy: I'm sorry Red. I failed you. I don't know why they trusted me with you.
Red: Mooooo.
Boy: [crying] I'm a big loser.

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The high priest was the only person on earth allowed to enter the Holy of Holies. The secret chamber that houses the Ark of the Covenant.

Guide

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Peter: Numbers. Chapter 19.
Golan: What?
Peter: Tell the Israelites to bring a red heifer without defect or blemish and that has never been under yoke.
Golan: Heifer.
Peter: That's a cow.

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You want food, we take cow. We can all eat steak tonight. Win win. [chuckles]

Shipman

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