Dollhouse

FOX

Season: 2 1

Dollhouse Season 1 Quotes

Season 1 Episode 12: "Omega"

November: So, if you're done molesting the furniture, can we go get these guys?
• Rating: Unrated

Omega/Echo: There is no me. I'm just a container.
• Rating: Unrated

Echo: I have 38 brains. Not one of them thinks you can sign a contract to be a slave, especially now that we have a black president.
Wendy/Caroline: We have a black president? Okay. I am missing everything.
• Rating: Unrated

Alpha: We're not just humans anymore. We're not multiple personalities. We're many personalities. (Seems to hear something and respond.) And one of my personalities happens to be a multiple personality. But that doesn't make me a multiple personality. I'm looking for a little nuance here.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Alpha: Because... that's what we need. A blood ritual. Yes, yes, we've got to have one of those. I mean, the Aztecs knew it. The pre-Hellenic Minoans knew it, for God's sakes. From the moment man first clawed his way out of the primordial ooze and kicked off his fins, he's understood that the gods require blood. New life from death. The ancients had it right. But the old gods are back.
• Rating: Unrated

Ballard: Who is Alpha?
Adelle: Alpha is all of these.
Topher Huh. That's what I keep saying. And... and of course it doesn't tell you anything. It doesn't tell me anything, and I'm smarter than everyone in this room! (points at Adelle) But less scary.
• Rating: Unrated

Ballard: So this is it. This is where you steal their souls.
Topher: Yeah, and then we put 'em in a glass jar with our fireflies. Why is there a tall, morally judgmental man in my imprint room besides him? (indicates Boyd)
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Ballard: Brian, thank God it's you.
Tanaka: And not someone who can stand you?
• Rating: Unrated

Season 1 Episode 8: "Needs"

Laurence: (about the Actives) Don't think of them as children, think of them as pets.
Claire: Is that supposed to be funny?
Laurence: If your child starts talking for the first time, you feel proud. If your dog does, you freak the hell out.
• Rating: Unrated

Echo: That is not a costume warehouse we just busted out of. That's a people warehouse.
• Rating: Unrated

Attendant #2: Good morning. We're having banana pancakes today.
Tango: I like pancakes.
Victor: We're all gonna die.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Mike: They probably want to study our reproductive systems.
Mellie: Sex with aliens?!?
Victor: Come on. Who doesn't want to put alien guy back in the box?
• Rating: Unrated

Adelle: Topher?
Topher: I've scrubbed them as much as I safely can. If we pursued the short-range calcium modulin K2 amplified, I could advance the protein's corrosion of long-term potentiation.
Adelle: Done. Whatever that means.
• Rating: Unrated

Ballard: Can I trace where it was transmitting?
Jimmy: Absolutely... if you were E.T.. It inverts the frequency into white noise. The only way you could find it once it hits the universe is to know exactly which speck of dust you're looking for and tune in on it.
Ballard: What about scrambling it?
Jimmy: Someone put this on you? You're gonna need an RF detector, a smart scrambler, and a frequency jammer. And to believe in God. Because I don't care how big you think you are, they're bigger.
• Rating: Unrated

Season 1 Episode 7: "Echoes"

Topher: You know what I like? Brown sauce. What's it made of? Science doesn't know.
Adelle: It's made of brown.
Topher: Brown... mined from the earth by the hardscrabble brown miners of North Brownderton.
Adelle: Oh, my God! I find lentils completely incomprehensible.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Topher: I'm working! What are you doing, besides being...
Adelle: Being what?
Topher: Wait a minute.
Adelle: Sarcastic? Unfeeling? British?
• Rating: Unrated

Dominic: Tom, this is Dr. Gawa from the Center for Disease Control.
Victor: Super, I haven't heard a good flesh-eating-strain-of-something-horrible story in a while.
Sierra: Yeah, I've got dozens.
• Rating: Unrated