Doom Patrol
Thursdays on DC UniverseDoom Patrol Season 4 Episode 7: "Orqwith Patrol" Quotes
Vic: What are you guys even doing here?
Jane: How about a THANKS for coming to help your captured asses?
Cliff: Technically, we only came to get Jane’s longevity back, but we probably woulda tried to help you if there was time.
Vic: Right, sorry. Thanks for the help. When did you plan on starting by the way? With the helping? Just want to make sure I don’t miss it.
Deric: Look, we’re all stuck in here now. Maybe instead of picking at each other, we try to be more solution-oriented. Y’know, find a way to get out of here. Who’s got ideas?
Jane: You telling us how to do superhero shit? You fuckin’ Boy Scout.
Cliff: Don’t fuck with our process.
Rouge: Where are you going?
Rita: Upstairs. To quietly expire.
Jane: Open the lava lamp or I’ll fuck the Tin Man’s longevity into kingdom come!
Cliff: Tin Man? Really?
Jane: Shut it, R2 Dipshit.
Cliff: That’s my girl!
Rita: Does GO AWAY mean something different in Scotland?
Rouge: Yes! It means stop being a silly old sausage and help me build an interdimensional portal to Orqwith.
It’s always best to have a second set of eyes when you’re attempting to rip a hole into space-time. That’s what I always say.
Rouge
Jane: Whatever. Touch the stupid thing. So George R.R. Windbag can shut the fart up and we can get the fuck out of here.
Cliff: Really? Cause a minute ago, you told him to fuck himself sideways.
Jane: Do you want to touch this weirdo’s shriveled-up dick charm or what?
I’m not sulking. I’ve just reached a realization which I’m embracing wholeheartedly. Everything I touch turns to shit. Not literally. That would be disgusting. But, in some ways, it would be better than how I actually turn things to shit.
Rita
In life, you are either trying to head up or trying to head down. Sometimes, just trying has got to be good enough.
Rouge
Do you want to know what my tech meant to me? It meant waking up from the darkest, emptiest sleep I ever had to a body I didn’t ever recognize and a face that wasn’t mine. Yo, I lost everything. My mom. Football. Girls. And my friends.
Vic
Vic: Come on. You know you want to say it.
Deric: Really?
Vic: Bro. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
Deric: Come with us if you want to live.
Larry: I don’t think so.
Rouge: Now that, that looks fucking terrifying is how it looks.
Rita: It looks like the door to a nightmare.
Rouge: It does. It does. And we are going to go through it like fucking morons. Like fucking MO-RONS.
Rita: Not morons. Like superheroes.
