Eli Stone

Eli Stone Season 1 Quotes (Page 3)

Season 1 Episode 5: "One More Try"

Matt Dowd: I need your breasts
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Matt: The only thing worse than losing the love of your life is having her find the love of hers.
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Season 1 Episode 4: "Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go"

Eli: Mr. McCann, my associate Maggie Dekker.
Maggie: Pleased to meet you, Coma Guy... Mr. Coma Guy... McCann, Mr. McCann.
Eli: Don't mind her, she has Tourette's.
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Jordan: I'm a lawyer, I look for loopholes.
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Season 1 Episode 3: "Freedom"

Tow Truck Driver: Ipso facto, car goes back-o.
Eli: You're not using "ipso facto" correctly.
Tow Truck Driver: Not helping your case.
 • Rating: Unrated

Dr. Chen: Just chill, do exactly which you did last time - follow the signs. If things get really bad come see me - I'll give you a little needle action.
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Season 1 Episode 1: "Pilot"

Eli: There was a voice this time. Pretty sure it was my dead father.
Dr. Chen: Hm. Dead parent. Different needle.
 • Rating: Unrated

Dr. Chen: (in Chinese accent) You always show up, no appointment! Dr. Chen not Jiffy Lube! Come back Friday.
Eli: I went to the doctor, the real kind. You wouldn't, uh, happen to have any needles for an inoperable brain aneurysm I inherited from my alcoholic father who I wrongly hated for 20 years?
Dr. Chen: (Chinese accent completely gone) Oh wow, that totally blows, bro.
 • Rating: Unrated

Eli: (Referring to the George Michaels' song that only he can hear) It's coming from the living room.
Taylor: I'm glad something's coming.
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Lenore: So, his father and I went outside to find Eli naked covered in feathers and chocolate syrup.
Eli: Thanks, Mom. [to Nathan] And thank you, too.
Nathan: Come on, I was ten. Just be glad I couldn't find tar.
 • Rating: Unrated

Eli Stone: Are you breaking up with me? 'Cause I-I was just diagnosed with a brain aneurysm, and that would be really bad timing on your part.
 • Rating: Unrated

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