Nora: You won't let me pick anything.
Ashton: Not true. You picked Derek.
Nora: You set us up.
Ashton: You're welcome.

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• Added: May 02, 2024

This family that you're marrying into may seem well off, but we are, in fact, for lack of a better term, dirty stinking rich.

Ashton

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• Added: May 02, 2024

Elsbeth: That's terrible and it seemed like such a beautiful wedding. Mine was nothing like this. It had way more pleated pants and mosquitos.
Detective Donnelly & Officer Blanke: You're married?
Elsbeth: I am? Oh, no. Oh my god, you scared me. No. No, I'm divorced.

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• Added: May 02, 2024

It looks like a clear-cut accident. People doing stupid stuff at weddings. Like having them. Sorry. Bad divorce.

Detective Donnelly

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• Added: May 02, 2024

Elsbeth: I'm having a housewarming party. I bought a place. I'm a New Yorker.
Detective Donnelly: You most certainly are not.

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• Added: May 02, 2024

Elsbeth: For the record, I would love to be your mother-in-law.
Officer Blanke: I'm flattered but I don't think I'm Teddy's type, am I right?
Elsbeth: No. Not only because he's gay, but based on his last boyfriends, he doesn't fall for kind or honest people.

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• Added: May 02, 2024

I always prided myself on having a good gauge of people I could trust, and now I am not so sure.

Captain Wagner

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• Added: May 02, 2024