Matt: This place is nuts!
David: I know! But hey, for a million bucks.

David: No, I did the thing with the drones. We just got to blow up a jeep.
Matt: Aw man, I should’ve done that one.

Tim: Have I touched a nerve?
Beverly: No! You have have a nerve!

Tim: Well, for starters, I think we could really up the comedy.
Beverly: Oh my gosh, if you could get it up that would be wonderful!

Ohhh noooo.

Tim

Matt: I’m so fucking young!
Morning: What about me?
Matt: You look even younger now!

Helen: Oh and this was back when he still had his troupe. At one point it came off - yeah. I looked down, it was like this wet, little, ferret on my stomach.
Carol: Oh god!
Helen: And, at the end, because it needed to get worse, he came on a picture of my kids.

Marc: It’s sorta like that —
Carol: Not even a little.
Merc: Well, tell that to what’s in my head.
Carol: I cannot control the shit in there.

Beverly: He’s killed thousands of people!
Matt: Yeah, I guess the party won’t be too crowded then.

You like working under her? Or are you on top?

Merc

Helen: Talk about going out with a whimper. Literally a whimper. And a fart. A whimper and a fart.
Carol: Yeah, the farting thing takes getting used to.

Carol: And Guy Smiley is a puppet on Sesame Street.
Merc: Clearly Google isn’t my friend.

Episodes Season 4 Episode 5 Quotes

Sean: Us working together? Really? Really?
Tim: That’s the worst toast ever!

Morning: Alan Thicke’s birthday party. We went back to my place, and I blew you in my hot tub!
Matt: Jesus! I was at Alan Thicke’s birthday party?