Episodes Season 4 Episode 1: "Episode One" Quotes
I made up the part about my grandfather.
Matt
Don't be stupid, call your agent, sell your show, make the money!
Matt
Matt: Jokes, I've got jokes, sir. A penny for a joke?
Beverly: Bloody hell!
What the fuck am I supposed to do? I have three alimonies to pay! This is worse than when I had ball cancer.
Merc
Matt: You've never seen me drunk.
Beverly: You've vomited on me.
Matt: To be clear, I lost 32 MILLION fuckin' dollars.
Sean: ……..but you still have $31 million.
Sean: But the good news is, you still have $31 million!
Matt: But the bad news is I lost $32 million!
Sean: Oh! Well, that's not everything! He only took half your money. You made it seem like, he took -
Beverly: Yeah, no you're right, it least it's not everything -
Matt: He took $32 million!
Sean: Oh wow, well, that is a lot! But, um, you still have -
Matt: Um, a little over $31 million. What?
Sean: And you had no idea the whole time??
Matt: Um…
Sean: Oh! Right, sorry.
Matt: Motherfuckin' son of a bitch -
Stanford: May he rest in peace.
Matt: Who's side are you on!?
Beverly: So when you're having affairs with these married men, is there any sense of -
Caroal: Danger?
Beverly: I was going to say remorse.
Wendy: You want me to get that?
Beverly: Yes, that hasn't changed!