Kristen: And what's your creed?
Graham: Do what you want, unless it hurts someone. If someone presents themselves as your adversary, destroy them, and look for rewards now, not after. Satan. All glory.
Kristen: Destroy them. How?
Graham: Not in any way that would break the laws of the United States.

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Kristen: This is a scam, isn't it?
Graham: Oh, yee of little faith. No more than your church.

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Leland: Satan cares about your future. What, are they insane?!
David: What is worshipping Satan about?
Leland: Power! Rejection of authority. Manipulation, violence, disgust with people like you. This guy. This dick. Graham. He doesn't care about any of that. He's just using it.

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Kristen: Do you think Leland is starting to take his exorcism seriously?
David: No. I think God is.

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Really. Who would you rather be, the man with burning rods stuck up his ass or the man putting them there?

Bishop Jim

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Kristen: Can I ask you, if you don't believe in God, can an exorcism work on you?
David: Sure, God exists despite what any one individual thinks.
Kristen: Right, but for a placebo to work, the patient has to believe in the drug.
David: Yes, but an exorcism isn't a placebo.
Kristen: That's where you and I disagree.

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