Fantasy Island
Mondays 9:00 PM on FOXFantasy Island Season 2 Episode 10: "War of The Roses (and The Hutchinsons)" Quotes
Sorry. Didn’t mean to be talking about how great your ex-boyfriend is. I’m sure he has many flaws.
Ruby
Seth: [Three years] is how long we’ve been trying to have a baby.
Natalie: First, we tried the usual way. Then IUI. Then medicate IUI. Then IVF.
Elena: That’s a lot.
Seth: I’ve stabbed her so many times, I’ve lost count. That sounded weird.
Elena: Apparently, your ability to fulfill your fantasies is dependent on your resolving your neighborly disputes.
Natalie: This isn’t happening. Is this happening?
Seth: It seems to be happening.
Vivian: Why are you doing this to us?
Elena: I could argue that you’ve done this to yourselves.
Keep an eye on those four. I’d like for all of them to make it off the Island alive.
Elena
Vivian: They still have plenty of time for kids. My tree is gone. We lost a living thing just because they wanted a watery death hole.
Lou: Some people say a watery death hole. Others say puddle of summer fun.
Natalie: Don’t tell me to calm down. You ruined our fantasy.
Lou: Well, you’re ruining ours! There’s a hole in one waiting for me out there, and poor Vivian has barely had time to enjoy her tree.
Natalie: Wait. The tree? We came here for relief from the devastation of watching our entire vision of our future fall apart and you came for a tree and golf?
Lou: Don’t judge our fantasies.
Natalie: Oh, I’m not going to judge them. I’m going to destroy them.
Elena: Hydrating. Always good.
Javier: Can’t be too hydrated.
Now, sit your asses down. We’re going to finish this.
Elena
Natalie: Lou doesn’t make any decisions in your home.
Vivian: Excuse me?
Natalie: The only decision he ever made was to marry you and you haven’t let him make another one since.
Here’s the thing. Are we going to spend the rest of our lives remembering? Or are we going to spend the rest of our lives living?
Lou
It’s a new chapter for us, not the end of the book.
Lou
