Dion: Come on, Tommy, just kick me in the balls and get it over with.
Tommy: No, not your balls -- you'd be lost without those!

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• Added: July 19, 2016

You cheat, you die, you take the betrayal to the grave with you. Aren't you lucky.

Tommy [to Rie]

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• Added: July 19, 2016

She was hot. Can't justify it. Just saying.

Uncle Stavros [on Rie]

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• Added: July 19, 2016

Dion: Tommy hates me.
Uncle Stavros: Hate, love -- that's family.

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• Added: July 19, 2016

Fun fact, I am the only person in New York who does not like kale.

Marisa

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• Added: July 19, 2016