You know, man, if you're going to get the benefits, maybe trying being the friend, too.

Max

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• Added: May 05, 2015

Max: Are you making something special for dinner?
Taylor: I'm making myself disappear for dinner.
Max: You look really nice, for your vanishing act.

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Elizabeth: Max, Crash left you to die. Why do you care what happens to him?
Max: I guess somewhere along the line we accidentally became friends.

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Grant: You know on the seventh day God rested, right?
Taylor: God wasn't in high school.

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This family needs a reality show.

Taylor

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• Added: May 05, 2015