Frasier
Thursdays on Paramount+Frasier Season 1 Episode 6: "Blind Date" Quotes
Good for you, Frasier. I’ve always admired your dewy-eyed optimism, you know, even though love’s been punching you in the face for the last, what, three decades.
Alan
Alan: We’re very proud of you. The way you’ve lurched from one failed marriage to another. I mean, I’ve lost count. It must be, what, three?
Freddy: Two, technically.
Frasier: Thank you, Freddy.
Freddy: Yeah, the third one, he just got left at the altar.
I must say, we are clicking like a couple of frisky cicadas.
Frasier
You’ll go from charming father offering a drink to his son’s date to deviant Lothario trying to steal his son’s date.
Freddy
Frasier: So that’s how you see me then. My glory days behind me. A retired show pony milling about. Chewing cud in a pasture, one broken leg away from the cold shock of the farmer’s shotgun.
Freddy: See, you get it.
Freddy: Perhaps June can sniff out the commitment issues.
Frasier: Well, you’re committed to your job. You’re committed to Eve and to John. You’re committed to rebuilding our relationship. You’re not emotionally unavailable. You’re emotionally specific about what you’re looking for.
Siobhan: Wait. You were into June before I showed up? A date was literally coming for you, and you couldn’t wait until I arrived?
Frasier: To be fair, you were a bit tardy.