King Richard: Gareth, I know you’re not a hugger. But if you were, I would wrap myself around you like a leather jacket made of love.
Gareth: Xanax?
Chef: So much Xanax.

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Galavant: No. You’re not going to die today. And you’re not going to die today. And you’re not going to die today. And you… might already be dead.
Isabella: What are you going to do?
Galavant: What else? Save the day.

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Xanax can help anything.

Xanax

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Look around. I live in a castle. And you know what I’ve learned about myself? I really like stuff. I mean, why would I give all this up to get fat and pregnant and grow my own food?

Madalena

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