You never complained. You never abandoned me. You never spit in my ale. [pause] Right? You’ve never done that?

Galavant

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King Richard: Eunuch, front and center. Help me out, what else did you used to do around here for fun?
Eunuch: Well, we used to have balls.
King Richard: [cracks up laughing] Gareth! Did you hear what the eunuch says? You cannot write this stuff!

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Sid: You know the expression, it takes a village?
Galavant: No, I don't think that's been invented yet.

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He's nothing but a jackass in a fancy metal can!

The Squires

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