You call people names all the time. You bully people -- dad, Scott, your friends. You don't think I see that? I'm just learning from the master.

Zooey

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JD: I think that you can do your job and be my wife at the same time.
Phoebe: Yeah, well, I think you're being really naive.

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Jo: How about you worry about your kid and I worry about mine?
Abby: I am worrying about my kid because your kid is bullying her!
Jo: Bullying? Wow! That's a buzz word.

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Jo: OK. My theory is correct. There's a love triangle goin' on.
Abby: Yeah, one that Zooey is on the outside of.
Jo: You don't know that.

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Colette: Mike doesn't like chain grabbers.
Abby: Oh yeah, I can't...
Colette: I'm one too. The worst.

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Barbara: Sex tape. Makes Kardashian look bush league.
Delia: Or no bush league. HA.

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Abby: I always want to hear your life story. I made your life, with my body.
Lilly: Gross.

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